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I’ve had a migraine and nausea for two days now.

Nothing helps.

:(

How do I get rid of this shit?

ego-x:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

ego-x:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

schrodingerstriceratops:

dream job: librarian at Hogwarts.

Hello people, I’m back on Monday night, so Tuesday really.

How is everyone? :)

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

#thumbie2014

#thumbie2014